Dec 26, 2012 11:00pm PST
captioning made possible by michael landon productions and nci caption club walker's open! touchdown! i asked you not to do that. pfft! pfft! you, too! max, i'll smack you bald-headed if you keep disturbing the guests! max! don't do that. come on, max. please. when we get to that lake, you'll lose me for a week. you relax and enjoy yourself. i'll handle this assignment myself. sounds great. a week of fishing. there you go with a cigarette again. will you leave me alone? it's my vacation. let me enjoy myself. [thunder] thanks a lot. i didn't do it. you mean? mm-hmm. he must really care about me, the way he worries. could be. why else would he put my cigarette out? maybe he's not anxious to have you up there. can i help you, mr. glidden? we'll be checking out today. right now, actually. i'm sorry to hear that. is anything wrong? well, yes. it's your grandson. with ball-bouncing and skateboarding at all hours, we feel like we're interrupting his vacation. it's best we check out. i apologize for the inconvenience. i'll refund the balance. thank you. send me the bill. again, i'
Dec 27, 2012 12:35am PST
. >> what are you writing about? >> what are the michael jackson masks? >> she should feel bad she sneezed into my coffee it's coffee. it's coffee. >> speaking of funny, people do think it's funny and the daily show thinks you are funny. one of five women. do not get the dog it's ironic because of your animal activist crap that is not even true. the animal sanctuary that you are very involved with it. they came from the stoop and you are here and they take care of animals who are homeless you pretend to be a fan. >> i am. >> that's not true because -- >> i would never let anyone hurt gracey and i want to make sure she was hurt and had water, but clearly she has a disrespect for me & entertainment >> thank you very much take care. do you think olivia is the real deal >> real deal >> real deal all right. back to you. >> being on the daily show the daily show is the best >> good evening. my name is is olivia munn from the great state of california. >> you hear the music come on and it's iconic. >> like that >> it's really perfect what you did. >> americans are decent. >> sorry to interrupt. y
Dec 26, 2012 6:00pm PST
by fifth grade. - speaking of angels, on "highway to heaven," michael landon played one. - my pleasure! - he was on a mission from god, and with his trusted sidekick, traveled from town to town to help the lost find their way back to the "highway to heaven." so, naturally, he needed a hair halo. - now, michael landon had what i would call, like, a sex helmet. like, i would liken his hair to that, 'cause it's like, it didn't-didn't really move. it was just, there was so much hair, you know? it was like 90% of his whole body was hair, right? - you can't talk tv hair without a nod, or a bark... [barks] to lassie. the courageous collie spent every waking minute saving her bff's, timmy's, life. - lassie had amazing hair. what i like about her, is she's the kind of girl you could just stroke and stroke all day long, and not end up in h.r. - how many millions of women, and a few men, fantasized about magnum p.i.'s mustache? it might just be the manliest moustache of all time. - tom selleck doesn't have a mustache. he's got a push broom stuck to his lip. - if you had a cool car like magnum, an